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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	2367
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1342	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	New Chunks Explored:	30494
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5605	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	8605
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7244	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4549
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	39
Runes Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Love Letters Sent:	17	Animals Bred:	136
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	285
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3