Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Magic Items Found:	4529	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8741	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crops Grown:	5255	Potions Brewed:	188
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	3680
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	8767
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	761143

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	831691	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2