RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem

bizarre rules, childhood memories, childhood rules, discipline, family dynamics, family life, family rules, funny rules, growing up, home life, house rules, household rules, odd rules, pants, parenting, Problem, quirky rules, RuleCraft, strange rules, strict rules, unique rules, unusual rules, weird rules

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2839	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old rules at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have the most outrageous rules that will make your childhood rules seem like a walk in the park.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Animals Bred:	97
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4742
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2615
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchantments Applied:	218	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Potions Brewed:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	222326
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.