| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7088 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
mc.ruinscraft.com
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9972 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4417 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Votes: | 797 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 2167 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5418 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 413 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 40675 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4041 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 442 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6831 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6285 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 100 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 370505 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Emeralds Found: | 5849 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 441 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6029 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3620 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Votes: | 4479 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6544 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Votes: | 516 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3773 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
