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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1290 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4964 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).
