so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ores Mined: 9664
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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