so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Animals Bred: 151
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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