so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3875
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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