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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3750 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”