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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5362 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!