| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2347 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3505 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Votes: | 1431 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4526 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2901 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5342 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3964 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 710 |
| Animals Bred: | 163 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7923 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 52 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 440914 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 171 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 414 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 300 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7040 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 58 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 234 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3263 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
