| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1413 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1084 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3341 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1902 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3391 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4454 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 2003 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 937 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Votes: | 4485 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 285665 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9038 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2053 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 277883 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7204 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | New Chunks Explored: | 184118 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 1821 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9137 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3776 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5633 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
