New MCSG remake, 1.7 and 1.8 currently giving out free ranks to new players and hiring staff. We currently have Survival Games, Ultra Hardcore, KitPvP, and Skywars!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
