RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3132	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	902
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	5952	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	397431	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	110
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	108	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense