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Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6