Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

BlockPartyFit

balanced diet, BlockPartyFit, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, good habits, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, hydration, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, physical health, positive thinking, regular exercise, relaxation techniques, self-care, self-care practices, sleep hygiene, Stress Management

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	7999
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Trump Server

aid, Assistance, clearance efforts, controversy, Cuts, decision, Defense, funding, Global, Government, humanitarian, Impact, International, landmines, Military, mine clearance, minecrafty, policy, post-Vietnam War, Server, Support, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3910	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

Alp Nano Tyre Quest

air quality, alp, alpine environment, bloodstream, environmental health, environmental impact, french alps, global study, high Alps, Italian Alps, LUNGS, microplastics, mountain exploration, Mountaineers, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, Pollution, pollution sources, Quest, research study, swiss alps, Tyre, vehicle tyres

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	333445
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.

Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.

We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

United Raids

1.8 Cannoning, auction house, big future, Cannons, Chunk Busters, chunk hoppers, Crates, Economy, faction server, Factions, Freecam Roam, great plugins, MCMMO, New server, personal vaults, Premium Plugins, Raiding, Ranks, Sell Chests, Tested, token shop, United Raids

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

United Raids is a new 1.21.1 faction server, hoping for a big future for the server. It has lots of great premium plugins, like MCMMO, Crates, Chunk Hoppers, Sell Chests, Ranks, Auction House, Token Shop, Chunk Busters, Personal Vaults, Freecam Roam, and Economy. It has 1.8 Cannoning which have been tested on many cannons from 1.8 and they have worked great!

mc.unitedraids.com

Island Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, GABAN, gas, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, MARINES, monkey d luffy, Nico Robin, one piece, OUTINSANE, Pirate, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, World Government

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	333460
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where cows are actually aliens plotting to take over the world with their secret gas called Gaban Gas.

I swear, once you join, you’ll be on a wild adventure trying to uncover the truth behind the cows and their evil plans. Plus, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come on, join the server and let’s show those cows who’s boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the Gaban Gas, it’ll blow your mind, literally.

CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	267	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1912	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6285	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Votes:	4983	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	9421
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!