lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Divine Spears Created: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Players Killed by Monsters: 803
Runes Activated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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