lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 914 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4979
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ores Mined: 9641 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 240 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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