lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

    Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

    Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BabyBlockersMC

    BabyBlockersMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

    Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Runes Activated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

    Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

    Then you have found the place where this can be done!

    Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

    Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

    On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

    Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

    For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

    Are you playing alone?

    For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

    The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

    Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

    Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

    But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SonStruck Minecraft Server

    SonStruck Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

    So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PotluckProblems

    PotluckProblems
    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

    Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyBlockHQ

    CraftyBlockHQ
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Items Found: 6653

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

    Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

    Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569
    Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoVacayForHubby123

    NoVacayForHubby123
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

    Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

    KinkCraft: What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

    So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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