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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5638 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3225 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).