Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2069 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9876 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?
And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!
