Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mines Excavated: 3879 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Zombie Dances: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3982 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Potions Brewed: 116 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 707
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1022 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magic Items Found: 1377
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 244
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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