Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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