Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Mines Excavated: 4449 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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