Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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