Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 New Chunks Explored: 265025
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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