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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5303 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!
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