So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Emeralds Found: 7098

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 193 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Runes Activated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crops Grown: 4306

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7699 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 577 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5555 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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