So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Towns Built: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 588 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Animals Bred: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Gods Slained: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crops Grown: 8379 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Potions Brewed: 41 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Farms Harvested: 780
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Farms Harvested: 867
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 New Chunks Explored: 99486
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Animals Bred: 40 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 991110 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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