Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
92/1000 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
13 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
15 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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