| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 93 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5524 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2405 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8853 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9351 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5017 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6620 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7076 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7705 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5306 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 187 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9463 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1017 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8361 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5793 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
