| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 522 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7938 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
play.romanmc.net
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9120 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5564 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9652 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2799 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 1530 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3914 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 699 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 78 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7675 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2614 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 178 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3704 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9671 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5863 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6898 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2256 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7609 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 102 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4915 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 54 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
