Roguium | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	3474	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	746053
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3137	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6956
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Villages Defended:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9842	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	3025
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	2748	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5660	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	969117	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Dragon Eggs Found:	8761	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2144
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

The Pale Garden awaits you! Join us in our Minecraft adventure! Explore in our 1.21.4 semi vanilla SMP, and test your skills in the arena! Hard gamemode – survival. Never pay to win. Raiding & PVP friendly. Nothing disabled except Phantoms. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. Owners are active and involved, and neither Owners nor Admins are permitted to raid. Use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default. Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We suggest that you build outside of this range to avoid being raided easily. Head drops are enabled. World border is set to 100k.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23