Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

    The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 177

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

    Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai No Koi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

    But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

    And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Libtard’s Minecraft Server

    Libtard’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

    KDE Connect Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 669 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

    Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

    Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

    So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Emeralds Found: 5300
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    FuriousFade is a popular Twitch streamer known for his high-energy gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a focus on first-person shooter games, he has built a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch him compete and interact with viewers. His skills in gaming and engaging personality have made him a prominent figure in the streaming community.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Green Dream Minecraft Server

    Green Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the 296th Wind blows in a whole new level of excitement!

    Join us on our server where you can team up with Liar’s Bar, a group of yarn buddies on an epic adventure to win it all! Follow Cecilia Immergreen as she leads the charge against evil forces and saves the day with her soft yarn powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with Immergination, where you can create art, music, and memes to your heart’s content. Dive into the world of ImmerScreen and experience streams like never before.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of the 296th Wind! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against the ultimate boss, the ImmerMonster! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

    So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Chaos – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Chaos – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Gacha game on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is so wacky that even the creepers are cracking jokes!

    But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have dance-offs with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gacha Kino like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Mind Blown Minecraft SMP

    Mind Blown Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of what happened to Steve after last night’s wild party! Rumor has it he tried to ride a creeper like a bull and ended up blowing up half the village. Can you help him piece together the events of that fateful evening? Join now for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious shenanigans in our chaotic world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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