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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 511 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.
oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.