Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6065
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1729
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Animals Bred:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.