Join us and witness the magic of our server, where Hololive members are actually secret Minecraft pros who spend their days perfecting their redstone creations and battling creepers with their enchanted diamond swords. Who knew virtual idols had such mad skills in the game?
So come on, leave the drama at the door and dive into a world where anything is possible. Join our SMP and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (in a good way, of course)!
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their diamond armor with leather ones. It’s all in good fun, right?
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it. They may challenge you to a dance-off for the loot!
3. Our server events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a rollercoaster. From llama races to chicken jousting, there’s never a dull moment.
4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special mod that allows you to tame and ride your very own fire-breathing companion. Just make sure to have some marshmallows handy for the ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us for a wild ride where every enemy is super tanky and resources are as scarce as diamonds in a desert. You’ll have to rely on your wits and backstabbing skills to survive against manserpents and silver knights who just won’t go down without a fight.
But that’s not all! Our boss randomizations will have you laughing until you cry. Imagine facing off against Capra Demon in the place of Taurus Demon, or Priscilla taking on the role of the bridge wyvern and just standing there, invisible, doing absolutely nothing.
So if you’re ready for a challenge that will test your Minecraft skills and make you question your life choices, join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!