RoboSmileCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4827	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy minecraft server, when suddenly, this robot pops up outta nowhere. but get this, it’s not just any robot, it’s a robot that can predict when you’re gonna smile. like, how insane is that?

so, every time you crack a grin, this robot just smiles back at you. it’s like having a little buddy with you while you’re building your epic minecraft creations. plus, the robot is super chill and always has your back. need some extra resources? boom, the robot’s got you covered. want to prank your friends with some TNT? the robot’s down for some mischief.

join this minecraft server for the ultimate robot buddy experience. who needs real friends when you’ve got a smile-predicting robot by your side? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting and smiling with our robot pal!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	671	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8553	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Potions Brewed:	77	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	1261
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Crops Grown:	1897	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	409509	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3944
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7739
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	6316
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Towns Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	6217	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	1920
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2635

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’