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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7248 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 131 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
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