Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4137 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blessed Women Minecraft Server

    Blessed Women Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Animals Bred: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

    NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

    And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

    Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!
    Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

    Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

    No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 112
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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