RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	531	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4437	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ores Mined:	2122	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8926
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.