RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	126
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1002
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	71
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	879338
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1103	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8515
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.