RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	304
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	3820	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crops Grown:	1307
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8160	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Enchantments Applied:	175
New Chunks Explored:	287546	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2002	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5389	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ores Mined:	7686

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversial, DesertCraft, disgrace, extremism, Grand Mufti, Hamas, international relations, Islamic, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim leaders, Politics, Radicalism, Religion, religious authority, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, Server, Shocking.., Statement, Terrorism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Animals Bred:	143
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	8896
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!

UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international agreements, international relations, MEP, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, security concerns, Surrender, trump, Ukraine, UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!