| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7654 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 168 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8788 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Come and join us on the hardest mod pack out here.
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 588 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3225 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 7963 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3808 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4867 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7433 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1105 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4004 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 676718 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1457 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Votes: | 7355 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5288 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3370 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 541848 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 252 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1257 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2286 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3729 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 902 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1848 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
