RKB SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreditCardCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to avoid getting charged hundreds of dollars by your sneaky teenage nephew who thinks your credit card is his personal piggy bank. Our server is a safe space where you can build and create without worrying about unauthorized purchases.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you won’t get blamed for your nephew’s spending sprees, look no further! We promise not to call you out for your family’s financial mishaps – unless it involves building a giant diamond castle in-game, then we might have to have a chat.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, on our server, the only bans you’ll face are for griefing, not for spending someone else’s money!

BizarreCraft: Life’s Strange Turns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4438	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Animals Bred:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5644	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Have you ever been minding your own business, just trying to mine some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village populated entirely by talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest moments of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

play.departed.gg

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Star Shards Collected:	147	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1445
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	3549	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	6129	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	6206	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	5235	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3776	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	7903	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1