RJ SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8529	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	395458	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	131	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	479801
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	5616	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2371	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	193	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	299	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	96/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8116	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2604