RiverSwimCraft

Bacteria, concerns, Dip, E.coli, Environmental, France, games, Infrastructure, Mayor, Paris, Pollution, public health, recreational, river, RiverSwimCraft, Safety, seine, Summer, swimming pool, Urban planning, water quality

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hvor Mange? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, calculation, Counting, data, estimation, Examination, Guessing, hvor, HVOR MANGE, inquiry, investigation, mange, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, Quantity, question.., research, smp, statistics, survey, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide on command.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CookingCraft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, personal growth, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, stepsiblings, Support, teaching

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!

Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WeddingCraft2021

bridesmaid drama, family bullying, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, guest list drama, halloween wedding, last minute changes, power struggle, QR codes, satanic wedding, uninvited guests, uninviting guests, venue waitlist, wedding drama, wedding drama aftermath, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream Halloween wedding without any interference from your mom, grandma, or uninvited aunt!

On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.

Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	6240

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital identity, internet, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet regulations, Minecraft, NoAnonNoProblem, online accountability, online behavior, online communication, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, online tracking, personal information, privacy concerns, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anonymity is strictly forbidden! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.

3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.

4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Dragon Eggs Found:	9947
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	113344
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, fear, insomnia, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Night terrors, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, overthinking, panic attacks, phobias, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, sleepless nights, stress, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6672	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	880	Dragon Eggs Found:	4055
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyRussia, current events, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, European capitals, european union, financial institutions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global finance, government decisions, imf, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Outrage, political backlash, political tensions, Russia visit, Server, world news

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Krueger Street Minecraft

city planning, dead trees, Elm Streets, Elm trees, fictional characters, freddy krueger, Halloween, horror film characters, horror movie references, horror movies, krueger, Krueger Street, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie trivia, nightmare on elm street, pop culture, spooky streets, street, street names, tree diseases, tree removal, Urban Legends

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2942
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Adventure, backups, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, mincraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, restarts, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, servername, simp, STRONG, Survival, world

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

chart, chart analysis, chart interpretation, chart visualization, charting, Check the chart, comparison, Crafty, data analysis, data chart, data comparison, data display, data interpretation, data presentation, data tracking, data visualization, graphical data, information display, Minecraft, numerical data, smp, statistics, trend analysis, visual representation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3178
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	162

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7132
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	1395	New Chunks Explored:	88503

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.