RiverSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3667	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	214

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	3092	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	493	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	3711

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6726	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	5760
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Dragon Eggs Found:	3378
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	269	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	396	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Votes:	2224	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	7621
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4848	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30