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ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Animals Bred:	190	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5326	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

probotot.aternos.me

Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	9712
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	8483
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8943
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ores Mined:	6575	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ores Mined:	9656
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	147
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	174
Magic Items Found:	8818	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	6209	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Emeralds Found:	6133

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

Players:	90/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crops Grown:	8549	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0