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MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7295
Dragon Eggs Found:	5436	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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ValoriaSMP

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Cities, Events, GREATNESS, History, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Rivals, Secrets, strength, Survival, TEAM, ValoriaSMP, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!

Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world

Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!

Join now and start your adventure!

ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7778	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2683
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	569446	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	8957
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3674	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Towns Built:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1